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No matter how cold the winter, there’s a springtime ahead.

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Playmobilin’ Confessional

Hello followers. I love all 4,500+ of you. I can’t believe there are so many of you. I don’t know why there are. Thank you.

A friend emailed me today to express his dismay at the lack of Playmobilin’ posts recently. I didn’t know what to tell him so I made a crack about my burgeoning alcoholism, lolololz.

The real truth is that a few weeks ago I tried really hard to do a Jurassic Park parody post and I couldn’t get anything about it right so I got discouraged and put my Playmobil shit away.

And today, I tried again, but the lighting in the room was all wrong, and I just want to be the best at everything I do, and I’m not. Playmobilin’ has always been a bright spot for me but sometimes it gets eclipsed by other bright spots. Or the moon. I don’t really know a lot about eclipses.

But I do know that everything is temporary. I do know that I stand to lose a lot of followers by posting this. I do know that in the grand scheme of things, this is nothing, and I am nothing, and we all are nothing. To me that is the most wonderful thing in the world.

So hold on. Playmobilin’ is still around. It’s just about to get really fucking weird, I think.

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Yeah I’ve been worse. I’ve been better, but I’ve also been a loooot worse.

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hahahayeahokay said: you are my people haha

You think everything is soooooooo funny.

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Please tell me this reminds you of the ending of The Shining.

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T. rex awkwardly realizes that he racked the pool balls incorrectly. Give him some fucking credit though, dude’s got mad short arms.

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Once he can figure out what carrot flowers are, he will be their king.

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AAHHH IT HAPPENED!

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Fox’s coma dream

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Go back. Do not look into the abyss or let the abyss look into you. Awaken the sleep of reason and fight the monsters within and without.

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I don’t know if my being here will help bring you back. But I’m here.

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Craigslist Mirrors: Playmobil edition

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Wait, this doesn’t look right…